THE SPITTING IMAGE?

 

I wouldn't dream of suggesting that Donald Trump's children are not actually his, but let's be realistic. Donald Jr. looks nothing like him and could easily be the offspring of one of Ivana's Italian boyfriends. Then Eric looks nothing like his supposed brother Jr. and is probably the issue of a Swede Ivana slept with for spite after Donald beat and raped her. Ivanka is another mystery Since she's had so much work done we can't tell what she would have looked like if it was left to nature. And maybe Donald is hot for her because he knows she's no relation. And Barron is the latest mystery. He's far taller than Trump and no more a recipient of paternal affection than the other love-starved sons. Tiffany could be Donnie's, but it's doubtful. I wonder if all his children know  they are of suspicious origin and have ever had a DNA test. I doubt it. Better to have a ruthless liar of a millionaire father than some fly-by-night ex gigolo. Besides, not trusting Mama would explain why they didn't fight tooth and nail to keep their status-conscious mother out of her solitary weed-grown golf course  grave.