Saturday, May 25, 2024

FUTURE NEWS

FEBRUARY 4, 2025  Our highly-esteemed President Trump has kept his word and pardoned all the January 6 hostages except for those who have claimed they were misguided. They are in an Gulash in China (Trump's misword, not ours)serving an extended sentence.  Those pardoned are already responsible for 84 robberies, 16 rapes, 7 arsons, 54 wife abuse cases, and two murders which were also pardoned because the victims were black and Democrats. Today Attorney General Kyle Rittenhouse went on national TV to read his "Ode to our Heroic Leader" in recognition of these pardons, but was arrested soon after for not being worshipful enough. He is scheduled to be hanged on June 14 at Trump's birthday celebration. 


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