DECEMBER 18, 2025 Today His Supreme Brilliance Trump issued an arrest warrant for The Rolling Stones or at least those who are still alive. Since taking office he has vowed to get revenge for any slight against him, and still harbors a violent hatred for the Stones who sent him a cease and desist letter in 2016 and again in 2020. "Nobody tells me what I can do." shouted Trump, vowing to have, as he gleefully stated, "the Stones stoned", one of his favorite new methods of punishment. His personal Secretary Virginia Thomas said, "I love that. It's so Biblical". "Whatever that means" Trump snarled. Unfortunately Trump learned later that he has no authority over the Stones since they are British citizens.
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