FEBRUARY 1, 2025. Today President Trump dissolved the Supreme Court.This came as no surprise since he has, from the day of his election, claimed he is more capable of creating laws than any legal scholar. It did come as surprise to the Justices however, notably a sobbing Samuel Alito who has done so much for Trump since his flag-flying debacle last May. Asked for a comment Trump's personal secretary Virginia Thomas said they should all be in the same detention camp where her husband Clarence has been held since December. Since the news Brett Kavanaugh has been on a drinking binge and nobody has heard from the other members other than recently divorced Amy Coney Barrett who feels this is her opportunity to become a nun, or, with Trump's clout, a Mother Superior or even a saint. The Supreme Court building will soon be converted into The Unified Reich Farmer's Market.
The Unified Reich Farmer's Market will soon open to wealthy Whites only Monday-Friday 9-6.
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