SO OBVIOUS.

Republicans are shitting all over America and Donald Trump is their violent laxative. 

While I hate this kind of language, I can think of no clearer analogy of what is happening to our once harmonious and law-abiding country. 

THE BIG WHY.

Despite being indicted on 34 counts, His Royal Whineness, still has the admiration and support of all his cult members in Congress. Why? Why do they so love him and what have they got to gain? Most of them were born and raised in the United States, a country that gave them every opportunity to achieve what they have achieved. So why are they betraying that country and so blatantly supporting its nastiest critic? What have they got to gain? More money? More power? Certainly not more freedom or more happiness for their families nor more security for their aging parents. Not more respect for the law or equality. So what's their end game?  Are they, like Trump, only interested in their own ambitions and needs? Are they so blind with loyalty they can't see the dangers ahead, the standard horrors that come with dictatorship? Are they so ungrateful to a nourishing nation they can hiss at its kindness like a feral cat? Or is it possible that Trump, like J. Edgar Hoover, has amassed details of their lives they would rather stand by him than have those details revealed? What is the reason?  What are they thinking? Who have they become? And when Trump loses the election or his mind, whichever comes first, will they try to blend back into the fabric of our nation and pretend they never tried to sell us out our country and our Constitution to this hate-filled autocrat? 

SO GLAD TO BE WRONG!

 HALLELUJAH! I WAS WRONG, WRONG, WRONG.

I was convinced some juror would create a hung jury and master criminal Trump would be smirking with victory. But no. They voted guilty on all 34 counts and for the first time this worthless human being has been exposed for the maggot he is. Oh happy day.

A LONG OVERDUE MARCH.

Over the decades, Washington D.C. has been the site of many great marches, including the Women's Suffrage Procession in 1913,  the Solidarity Day March in 1981, and the incredible Million Man March on October 16, 1995. I have a suggestion for a march that will not only remind the country of how devious Donald Trump is, but assure his defeat in November and the continuance of our democracy. It's the  "I've Been Cheated by Trump March". This event would bring to Washington a peaceful protest of all the workers, clients, contractors, carpenters, plumbers, gardeners etc. who have been screwed out of money by the super-stingy and always corrupt Trump. Each victim would carry a placard proclaiming their abuse (see samples below).This would give an opportunity for all those he mistreated over the years to expose him for his thievery, dishonesty, contract violations, bullying and lies. It would also be a fun time to share stories of deceit and treachery while getting a little public revenge.

Samples of likely and legitimate claims: With company or state logos.

Trump owes me $1,500.

He fired me without giving me my back pay.

He lied about our potential profits.

He drove my father to suicide.

He bankrupted our small business.

He still owes our state $24,000 for his rally.

He never paid back my $10,000 loan

He walked away from our contract.

He never paid the $50, 000 for our hotel fixtures.

JUSTIC DENIED

In 1994  O. J. Simpson went on trial for the cold-blooded murders of Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman. When the trail ended in 1995. it was obvious that he was guilty of these vicious homicides. Despite that the jury set him free.

In 2012 George Zimmerman went on trial for the cold-blooded murder of teen-ager Trayvon Martin. When the trial ended in 2113 it was obvious that Zimmerman, an arrogant thug, was guilty of murdering this young and innocent boy. Despite that the jury found him innocent.

In 2021 Kyle Rittenhouse went on trial for the killing-is-fun shooting of two men in Kenosha. Wisconsin.  These evil murders were sanctioned by media celebrity, Tucker Carlson. While it was obvious that Rittenhouse was guilty of these senseless homicides, the jury voted for acquittal.

Now deeply evil and clearly guilty Donald Trump's fate is in the hands of a jury for his hush money trial. Will they, like these other juries, ignore his obvious guilt and allow one idiot or more more to vote for acquittal, deny justice, and once again prove that Trump is above the law?

WHO KNEW?

I have recently reread Aesop's Fables and was surprised to learn that "The Lion's Share" an expression used by many including me, does not mean most but all. So all those, like Trump's past customers who thought they were short-changed are wrong: they were robbed.

ANNOYING TV ADS

There are so many, I might even say most. Since I was a copywriter for 40 years in the age of literacy, I find it very hard to deal with the avalanche of poorly directed, badly written, boringly art directed commercials that assault me every day if I don't hit the mute button in time. Here are some of my most hated.

First Response. Why is this mediocre commercial played hundreds of times every day?

Bounty  Not a concept clever enough to have so many actors panicking over a liquid spill.

Apartments  Love Jeff Goldblum. Hate these dark, ugly, irrelevant embarrassments.

Liberty Mutual.  Every single commercial for the past five years.

Progressive  Almost every commercial for the past five years.

Prevagen   Sad to see so many people willing to lie about a costly placebo.

Casinos    For trying to make it look like fun to lose your entire paycheck.

Pharma's   The side effects alone should stop anyone from taking these drugs,

Dodge Hornet Bad enough this kid says freaking a TV substitute for f-ing. But he is shown speeding on  a highway years before he could get a driver's license. A totally irresponsible commercial that is sure to have other tweens imitating him, like the 13-year-old who drove his parents's car and killed two women.

Accident Lawyers.  They brag about the pricey settlements they won for their clients, but they don't tell you how much of it they pocketed.

Publix. While the two recent ads for "Thanks Dad" and Mother's Day were brilliant and worth watching repeatedly, the newest spot with the giddy model walking through a magical supermarket of waving flowers and  treating Publix ice cream like the Golden Fleece is stupid. Could it be from the same agency?

Bravecto   What the hell does the opening expression of the male model mean? 

DESANTIS IS SUICIDAL.

At least it seems he has a death wish. Which I wouldn't mind, but he seems to have it for the entire state that has tragically fallen under his rule. First it was his idea that every adult, no matter how sane, should be able to carry a gun without a license. Needless to say there have been a lot of murders since that brilliant move. His new nutty bill opposes the mention of global warming in favor of his adoration of fossil fuels.* Is he aware of the record number or tornadoes, floods, and rainstorms that have devastated America this year? Our chubby gov looks so happy when he signs these wacko laws. Can't wait till he's out of office.

*DeSantis signed this kooky bill “in spite of the fact that the state of Florida over the last couple of years has seen record heat, record flooding, record rain, and record insurance rates, and the corals are dying all around the state,” said WTVJ-TV meteorologist Steve McLaughlin.

FUTURE NEWS

 MARCH 8, 2025. Since signing his Demancipation Proclamation  our Superb Leader Donald Trump has had eight new Black Slaves Matter camps built on the recently purchased island of Haiti renamed Trumpopia. The few Black leaders still in power are outraged and have publicly asked, "What about all those benefits you promised?" To this Trump brilliantly replied, "Don't blame me, blame Obama, who said lots of mean things about me." Mr. Obama and his family have been living in protective custody in Paris, working to reverse Trumps election, which we at Trump True News  know is completely legitimate. 

The recently closed August Wilson Theatre to be renamed 

the Marjorie Taylor Greene, which will proudly present Trump, the Musical.

FUTURE NEWS.

AUGUST 6, 2025. Since our Best President Ever Donald did away with Medicare and Social Security, many sectors of society suggest that was a huge mistake. Those sectors, as we know, have been silenced. In a recent inspiring speech our Leader has commented on the millions of deaths from starvation of senior citizens, "Times change" Trump said, "Pharmacuticles are losing billions in sales, but the funeral and cemetary (Trump's spelling not ours)industries are rolling in money, especially since I made cremation illegal." "Besides," he added "now that the country has a billion fewer freeloaders there's more room for everyone."

White's-Only Donald Lawn Cemetery in Trump D.C.

FUTURE NEWS.

MARCH 1, 2025 While our brilliant Present Trump had planned to close all Catholic Churches, he has generously allowed them to remain in service providing that each on has a statue of himself, larger than any of the saints and that all revenue no longer goes to Rome but to him. As he wisely said, "I'm certainly not about to kill the golden chicken." The statue,  which was unveiled today has given America a  wonderful image of the thin, muscular and handsome Trump he plans to be before the end of first year back in power. Following a tradition of ancient Egypt he had the sculptor drowned.

Saint Donald's Cathedral, 5th Avenue

FUTURE NEWS

FEBRUARY 4, 2025  Our highly-esteemed President Trump has kept his word and pardoned all the January 6 hostages except for those who have claimed they were misguided. They are in an Gulash in China (Trump's misword, not ours)serving an extended sentence.  Those pardoned are already responsible for 84 robberies, 16 rapes, 7 arsons, 54 wife abuse cases, and two murders which were also pardoned because the victims were black and Democrats. Today Attorney General Kyle Rittenhouse went on national TV to read his "Ode to our Heroic Leader" in recognition of these pardons, but was arrested soon after for not being worshipful enough. He is scheduled to be hanged on June 14 at Trump's birthday celebration. 

FUTURE NEWS

DECEMBER 18, 2025 Today His Supreme Brilliance Trump issued an arrest warrant for The Rolling Stones or at least those who are still alive. Since taking office he has vowed to get revenge for any slight against him, and still harbors a violent hatred for the Stones who sent him a cease and desist letter in 2016 and again in 2020. "Nobody tells me what I can do." shouted Trump, vowing to have, as he  gleefully stated, "the Stones  stoned", one of his favorite new methods of punishment. His personal Secretary Virginia Thomas said, "I love that. It's so Biblical". "Whatever that means" Trump snarled. Unfortunately Trump learned later that he has no authority over the Stones since they are British citizens. 

FUTURE NEWS.

FEBRUARY 1, 2025. Today President Trump dissolved the Supreme Court.This came as no surprise since he has, from the day of his election, claimed he is more capable of creating laws than any legal scholar.  It did come as  surprise to the Justices however, notably a sobbing Samuel Alito who has done so much for Trump since his flag-flying debacle last May. Asked for a comment Trump's personal secretary Virginia Thomas said they should all be in the same detention camp where her husband Clarence has been held since December. Since the news Brett Kavanaugh has been on a drinking binge and nobody has heard from the other members other than recently divorced Amy Coney Barrett who feels this is her opportunity to become a nun, or, with Trump's clout, a Mother Superior or even a saint. The Supreme Court building will soon be converted into The Unified Reich Farmer's Market. 

The Unified Reich Farmer's Market will soon open to wealthy Whites only Monday-Friday 9-6.

WHAT NIKKI CAN'T DO.

Nikki Haley is very good at lying.  She's excellent at two-facing an issue. She's a very good insulter as she proved by vilifying Donald Trump. And a very good hypocrite as she proved by recanting most of her insults. She's a whiz at betraying her supporters as she has shown by spitting in the face of all those who supported her in her failed campaign.  What she cannot do is explain in any way why Joe Biden is a catastrophe. That's just a nasty, bitchy comment she made to make Donald's enormous butt feel a little more bussed. President Joe Biden is in no way a catastrophe. He has increased wages, lowered unemployment, and been a champion for students and the working class.  His State of the Union speech was masterful. And his long history in politics have proven him a devoted patriot.  In her recent reversal to vote for Trump and his promised reich she proved what we knew all along but lost sight of during her brief and mendacious campaign: Nikki Haley is a worthless and opportunistic shrew who, like Trump himself, only cares about what's best for her, and certainly not what's best for America.

 IF THIS MAN IS TALKING,

THIS MAN IS LYING.

This is a repeated post from 2012 and still relevant. 

Without their Social Security checks and Medicare, your parents are going to be depending on you more and more if the MagaRepublicans win Congress.  However if the Democrats win and keep the house and have even more power, government benefits will remain the same or even better so you won't be needed to keep your parents afloat, pay their rent, and deal with their medical expenses. You may feel you owe the Republicans your loyalty, which is funny because they don't feel they owe you a blessed thing. If you don't want to be deep in the red, vote blue.

 

HIT OR MISS?

Today on Morning Joe the guest was Alicia Keys  promoting her new Broadway show Hell's Kitchen, which has been nominated for 13 Tony Awards. This surprised me since one of the show's featured songs is "This Girl is on Fire", one of the most irritating screams I have ever heard. While they praised her talent, they deigned to show us another song from the show. The singer of this tuneless offering was a very talented young girl, but the song lacked lyrics and melody which were not compensated by the supporting cast of talented but frantic dancers. Frankly I could not understand the raves for this garden-variety musical, and looked up its reviews on the Internet. While there were some praises, most of them were negative with many reviewers commenting that they were bored of walked out. So what's going on? Does that mean this jukebox show is mostly hype, and that Tony-award voters are less than demanding? I feel that Broadway has been going downhill for years. Singing has been replaced by screaming. Dancing has been replaced by hysterical and predictable gyrations. And librettos are lifted from once-popular movies, rock star bios, and themes designed for teens who can't afford the astronomical price for tickets. I'll be curious to see whether Hell's Kitchen is a long-running hit of just another flash in the pan.

PRO-RAPISTS.

You may have been amused to see Trump's "delegation" from Congress interrupting this Hush Money trial and hoping to give their favorite criminal and rapist support by disrupting this serious legal event. Or you might have been offended that these supposedly religious,  arrogant traitors were so eager to support an evil autocrat who has already been convicted of rape. They obviously have no moral code to guide them, and are only motivated by their own ambitions and greed. And another failing they share that you should be aware of from all these turncoats from prissy Speaker of the House Johnson to overgrown bully boy Gaetz is they didn't pay for their disruptive trip themselves, you did, with your constantly ill-used taxes.  Even when they come up with a unpatriotic and nasty plan, they are not honest enough to pay for it themselves. Do you really want to reelect these feckless freeloading creeps for another term?

Keep in mind the twerp in the center of the first row is so afraid of whacking off to porno, he has his son monitor his computer to prevent him from such a terrifying action. That's the kind of nut running our country. What makes it worse is that anything he doesn't allow himself out of his prudery, would like to make unavailable to you. Let's prevent that kind of autocracy - vote Blue.

YES HE DID.

CLARENCE THOMAS

October 23, 1991, was a sad day for America. That was the date that Clarence Thomas was sworn in as a Supreme Court Justice by a narrow vote of 52 to 48 following a successful series of lies about his treatment of Anita Hill. He denied his sexual harassment of Anita Hill, his sexual allusions, his disgusting behavior. He tried to portray himself as an upright American citizen, a true patriot - a false portrait that has been proven absurd by his freeloading from wealthy friends and his marriage to his anti-democracy harridan of a wife who is too worthless to be named here. Should he have been appointed to the Supreme Court? No. Did he perform all the disgusting acts that of which Anita Hill truthfully accused him?  Yes, yes, he did.

BRETT KAVANAUGH

Another sad day for America was October 6, 2018 when Brett Kavanaugh was sworn in to the Supreme Court with a vote o 50-48.  Like Thomas, Kavanaugh, he also had a public hearing. In it, he was accused by Doctor Christine Blasey Ford of a sexual assault that occurred in 1982 when they were still in high school. Not surprisingly misogynistic Republicans supported his nomination, despite subsequent evidence that he was a predator and a lush. Should he have been appointed to the Supreme Court?  No. Did he sexually assault defenseless high school student Christine Ford in 1982? Yes, or course he did.

SAM AND MARTHA. THESE ARE THE KIND OF HYPOCRITES WHO ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE RULES BY WHICH WE ALL HAVE TO LIVE.

ANOTHER HARPY HEARD FROM.

It was bad enough when Americans realized that our lazy Supreme Court Justice, Clarence Thomas, was married to an anti-democracy harridan who was probably influencing his recent anti-constitutional decisions. But now we have learned that our most racist Associate Justice, Samuel Alito, is also married to a traitorous Trumpest who not only defended our would-be dictator from her anti-Trump neighbors, but flew our American flag upside down to show her contempt. It seems that Martha Alito took offense at a neighbor's printed criticism of Donald Trump and in a hissy-fit of defiance raised the upside down flag in front of their house. So much for an unbiased court, not that 74-year-old Sammy was ever unbiased or law-abiding since, like Thomas, he was also a freeloader. quick to dash off on any free vacation. Keep in mind this upside down flag was flown days after the insurrection at the Capitol making Alito no more a patriot than those destructive morons sitting in prison. Patriotic Americans have a lot of work to do. We have to get the poisonous Trump out of our lives, clean house at the crooked and mysogynistic Supreme Court, deal with spousal-whipped legislators, and stop ignoring the many assaults, large and small, on our country.

SMASH HIT AND STINKERS.

One of the best streaming services on radio is Sirius XM. And one of the best streaming services on Sirius XM is On Broadway. At least most of the time. But I am astounded at how many shows have been produced on Broadway that just plain suck. There was a time when most shows on The Great White Way promised a good story, wonderful lyrics, and memorable music. No more. So many shows are just rehashed movies or TV shows with mediocre lyrics and discordant music in songs that go on too long and are sceamed more than sung. In the past even good shows like On the Twentieth Century and The Boys from Syracuse had that rare horrid teeth-gritting song like "Veronique" and "Let Antipholus In" but most of the numbers were well worth the cost of admission. But most of the songs I hear on On Broadway are tuneless, tedious, and inconsequential. I can't imagine why anyone would pay $100 or more to see newly created second-rate shows that are nowhere near as entertaining as high school productions of Broadway classics like Damn Yankees, Guys and Dolls, or Pajama Game, I would love to list the shows in the past ten years that I think are absolute dreck and why. But I'd rather mention how thrilling Broadway used to be, like the matinee when  I saw the original production of Ragtime whose opening number was so brilliantly written and fantastically staged that it still plays in my mind twenty-six years later.

LOUDER THAN ANY DOG.

 I live in one of the dumbest states in the Union: Florida. Not only do we have a moronic prude of a governor who is constantly creating idiotic and repressive new laws,  but we have very dumb old laws. For instance peacocks are a protected species. Peacocks! They're not native to Florida. They have no actual value. They're incredibly loud. They steal our pets' food. They foul up our lawns and driveways. And they often jump onto cars leaving scratches from their very sharp and ugly claws. Yet they're protected. How stupid is that? On some days as many as 12 peacocks congregate on my lawn terrifying our outdoor cat while they eat his lunch.  So while our prig of a governor Ron DeSantis bans books that allude to the his most frightening subject, sex; passes laws that allow anyone to carry an unseen and unlicensed gun; and recently created new laws that curb all defense methods against global warming in our already-hotter-than-hell Hades;  he completely ignores the loud, excreting, car-scratching, food-stealing beggars of the why-in-God's-name-are they-protected peacocks.

ONCE A RACIST...

I find it amazing that the national news suggests that Trump may win the votes of America's black men. Why is that even a possibility? With an autocrat and racist like Trump in office, African Americans will suffer more than anyone. He is a proven bigot. How can anyone forget his attack on the Central Park Five? Even when these teens were proven innocent, he still railed against them. His racist attacks against Obama were equally shameful. There are dozens of incidents-all on tape -that show Trump's contempt for blacks, latinos, anyone not white or at least orange like him. Black men have nothing to gain from Trump and everything to lose. The situation would be even direr for black women, his anti-abortion stand just the beginning. Surely these reports about Trump winning over black men are rumors. Why would men with a history of slavery endorse another dictator? They wouldn't. Not ever.

HOT FLASH.

If you're a Jewish woman who suffers from menopause symptoms, there's a new drug on the market that will help you, Since it's made by the greedy pigs at Bayer it costs $500 a month. But here's what you should do. Tell Bayer you want if for $10 a month in recognition of the fact that they provided the gas to the Nazi's that murdered your relatives in the last century. Tell them it's the least they can do to make up for their major role in the holocaust. Since a lot of people don't know how culpable Bayer is, insist you will spread the word if they don't honor your request.

A DISGUSTING AMERICAN THIEF.

Senator Rick Scott of Florida is and has always been a thief, who should be in prison not in Congress.  He has stolen millions in Social Security funds, which allows him to live a lavish lifestyle. He is also a compulsive liar and is running commercials falsely accusing President Biden of promoting socialism. Like all Republicans this evil, bald-headed criminal is out to support Trump's anti-democracy policies which will allow him to steal more millions of America's money. He's taken enough of your money. (His net worth is $132 million.) Don't let him take more. 

"Rick Scott is saying Democrats are committing Medicare robbery, when in fact he's the ultimate Medicare thief. He lost the right to accuse Democrats of raiding Medicare when he oversaw the largest Medicare fraud in the nation's history. Rick Scott's company stole money that should have gone to health care for seniors," said Florida Democratic Party spokesman Joshua Karp in the Feb. 25 press release.

HUSH, HUSH LITTLE BABY

 It seems to me that for most of my life blackmail was a crime. I recall seeing lots of movies where a blackmailer,when caught, was hauled away by the local police, or dispatched by the victim. Now it seems it is no longer a crime. After all Dino Sajudin, the Trump Tower doorman who falsely claimed Donald Trump had an affair with his former housekeeper that resulted in a secret love child, walked away with $30,000. No arrest. N0 jail time. I'm surprised that Donald even admits he was swindled by an insignificant servant. I call that stupid. Unless, of course, it is true and they're still covering it up. Still it's blackmail and it should be punished. If it is true that so-called Love Child is in for a hell of a payoff when his mother finally tells him about daddums. 

SATAN'S DEADLY DEAL.

Did you know that Donald Trump has offered to sell America out for one billion dollars?  He has told the oil industry that he will kill all non-drilling laws and stop all electric car manufacturing if he is elected if they give him a billion dollars to fund his campaign. Does anyone really need more proof of his villainy than this? With our precious planet already in grave danger, Trump's insanity would wreak the final destruction. Trump couldn't care less since he's already close to his expiration date. So this is further proof that he doesn't care about anyone but himself, not his loyalists, not even his children.  Would the greedy oil industry meet his demands? Probably. They seem to be motivated as he is by money. With so many acts that define the madness and sadism of Donald Trump only a suicidal society would ever vote him in for another vengeful and  catastrophic term.

THE SPITTING IMAGE?

 

I wouldn't dream of suggesting that Donald Trump's children are not actually his, but let's be realistic. Donald Jr. looks nothing like him and could easily be the offspring of one of Ivana's Italian boyfriends. Then Eric looks nothing like his supposed brother Jr. and is probably the issue of a Swede Ivana slept with for spite after Donald beat and raped her. Ivanka is another mystery Since she's had so much work done we can't tell what she would have looked like if it was left to nature. And maybe Donald is hot for her because he knows she's no relation. And Barron is the latest mystery. He's far taller than Trump and no more a recipient of paternal affection than the other love-starved sons. Tiffany could be Donnie's, but it's doubtful. I wonder if all his children know  they are of suspicious origin and have ever had a DNA test. I doubt it. Better to have a ruthless liar of a millionaire father than some fly-by-night ex gigolo. Besides, not trusting Mama would explain why they didn't fight tooth and nail to keep their status-conscious mother out of her solitary weed-grown golf course  grave. 

FEELING SORRY FOR SATAN.

Today someone on MSNBC suggested that we should feel sympathy for Trump because he worried that Melania would find out about his sexual fling with Stormy Daniels. Huh?  Was this supposed to suggest that he had human emotions? If he worried about Melania finding out why cheat on Melania in the first place? Also are we supposed to believe that Melania is anything but a heartless  gold-digger who married this fat fuck because he was rich and could provide a U.S. home for her aging parents? Surely she was thrilled that some other unlucky bimbo had to sleep with this mound of flesh and incontinence.  It seems to me that Melania has kept herself and her beanpole son as far away from Trump as possible. She is one of the few people who has successfully played Trump for a sucker.

LOWEST FORM OF LIFE.

Today. I figured it was time to clean the refrigerator, a loathsome but necessary task. I assumed it would be easier and more efficient to clean the vegetable bins if I took them out in the yard and hosed  them off,  Unfortunately that was not possible. While the hose was.still there someone had stolen the nozzle , an essential tool to the project at hand. The last theft we had was surprisingly a new power hose which cost me about $50.00. It truly amazes me that there are some people so low on the human scale they will trespass on a neighbors property to steal a garden hose nozzle. Since I don't claim to be a Christian, I can happily wish any  number of tragedies to happen to this thief and if any one of them did occur, I would be delighted. Hmm. The Chinese Water Torture seems  particularly appropriate.

IT. IT. IT. IT.

I don't get it.You would assume that you have to be reasonably intelligent to be hired by a TV network. Yet at least 50% of on-camera persons cannot pronounce "antisemitic" and most have difficulty with the word "didn't". Is diction a thing of the past?

MAYBE SHE ASKED NICELY.

Interesting that Donald Trump, the epitome of verisimilitude, denies that he ever had an affair with Stormy Daniels. Hmm. Then why did he give her $130,000? Was it just another example of the generosity he's famous for, and have nothing to do with the fact that she's sexy and gorgeous? 

THE TRANSPARENT WHINER.

One of the best things about Trump is his monumental stupidity.  He tells you everything that's wrong with him by complaining about someone else. For instance this weekend he accused Biden of Nazism. Translation:Trump is a Nazi. It's a simple little system. 

ENOUGH ALREADY.

 Why is the already boring FIRST RESPONSE commercial played hundreds of times a day? It's become sheer torture to see it again and again. I would think viewers would develop a hatred for this product rather than be willing to buy it. Networks have got to stop deluging consumers with thousands of tedious commercials, especially considering that we pay monthly charges for TV,

A WARNING TO THOUGHTFUL PEOPLE.

(Another person offered me

a seat on the bus today.)

Please don’t offer me a seat

Although your gesture's grand,

And I'm sure you're kind and sweet

I’d really rather stand.

Although I'm only 81

I have often wondered

Why well-meaning folks like you

Make me feel a hundred.

 

THE LADY AND THE PIG

Donald Trump is a pig. Hope Hicks is a babe. Are we supposed to believe that during their close working arrangement, he never made a vulgar proposal, never suggested they could mean more to each other. Never complimented her in his uniquelyvulgar way. Give me a break!

SATAN'S STAND IN.

How did this happen? The most evil man in America is playing us all for fools. He demand our attention, is spending our money, treats all of us like lackeys, tells us constant lies, yet nobody calls him a liar to his face. Why do we put up with it? He's not young, not attractive, not literate, no even smart. He's fat, has fish eyes, and seems to wear the same clothes every day. He stole our presidency, ran a crooked college, cheated on all his wives, stiffed hundreds of hard-working tradesmen, and pretends to be religious. As a businessman he sucks, as a husband he's a failure. as a human being he's worthless. Yet there he is, every day in court, whining,  glowering, complaining, leaving most of us with the same satisfying thought which we are not allowed to express, mores the pity.

ANOTHER KNOW-IT ALL WOMAN HATER

I know women are annoyed about all these arrogant Republican males banning abortion without any medical education. Frankly I am surprised women aren't homicidal. After all if these misogynists can doom a pregnant woman to death, isn't turnaround fair play. I''m not even female, but Florida Senator Mike Beltran's smug doughy face makes me furious. Who the hell is this schmuck to decide the future of any woman? In the coming election, I hope women destroy the GOP for their sadistic cruelty and pathetic chauvinism. 

AVOID A BLOODY NOSE.

 At 81 years old, I can't think of anything stupider than anti-Semitism. Talk about biting off your nose to spite your face. No group of people in history has done more for the world than Jews. They are the most notable contributors in Enterainment, Law, Science, Medicine, Travel, Industry, Literature, every field. Am I Jewish? No. But I'm smart enough to realize how much richer my life is from the contributions of Jews since the day I was born. And that's true of your life, too.