IF HE WERE A RICH MAN!

I feel pretty sure that the average Republican doesn't know that a billion dollars is a thousand million dollars.  Because if they believe that Trump is a billionaire, they might wonder why a man with a thousand million dollars is always so eager to make a few thousand more. If he loved his fans, as a billionaire he could give them their Maga caps instead of selling them. He could skip his penny ante attempts to get them to contribute to his war fund. With a thousand million why take the hard-earned money of his adoring throngs. If he were a billionaire, he could spend lavishly, which he doesn't do and certainly not charge costly VIP tickets to attend his rallies. If he were a billionaire, why does he so often stiff a supplier, when even $10,000 would be peanuts. Financial experts say that if Trump had invested the money his father gave him, he would be a billionaire. But, being an egotist, he invested it in casinos, an airline, vodka, cigars and other lost causes and wasted millions upon millions of dollars. So Trump is not a billionaire. He is possibly a millionaire desperate to regain the money he lost in the past. How?  By conning all his devoted cultists with scheme after money-making scheme. In short, no different from most televangelists. Fortunately he has reached America's most needy, unsuccessful ignorant losers who are not smart enough to see what a charlatan he is but are so ignorant and uneducated they probably don't know that a billion dollars is 1000 million which Trump does not have and probably never will.