VULGARITY ON THE MOVE.

NEWS FLASH: Inept President Trump has decided to move from his over-decorated, garish, golden, tacky, bordello-style apartment in Manhattan to his vulgar, tasteless, rococo, cornball, imitation of style, roach and rat infested residence in Florida. The move, welcomed by New Yorkers, will have the advantage of exposing Trump's mottled, pancake made-up skin to the the year-round oranging benefits of the Florida sun and give him access to ocean beaches, health clubs, yachting opportunities, nightclubs, year-round parks and other venues he will never use as well as the golf courses that occupy so much of the time he should be spending attending to America's needs. While there have been no celebratory events in Florida other than the Sycophant Ball at Mara Lago, joyous soirees. galas, and street parties have been breaking out all over New York City.