THE PUSSY POSSE

 On January 6th, a dozen of the dizziest, dopiest, most delusional dispshits in Congress will go galloping behind Sheriff Josh Hawley in an attempt to dismiss the electoral votes of a completely legitimate election in order to toss the presidency  to that outlaw of outlaws, Lyin' Donny Trump. It seems that Hawley pinned the Tin Star on himself to make him look more manly, hoping it made him look like he cared about Trump voters, which he doesn't. Amazingly he convinced all these other rube Republicans to make total fools of themselves by fighting for a lost cause. The result is that Joe Biden will remain President Elect, and the posse will show themselves to be unpatriotic horses' asses who were fighting to end American Democracy, which fortunately is too strong to be broken by a band of bumbling boobs.