THE AMERICAN DICTATOR

You must stop thinking of Donald Trump as your President. He is your fuhrer, William Barr is his Heinrich Himmler, Jared is his Martin Bormann, the Federal Agents are his Gestapo, the Republican Senators are his SS, and the ever vacuous Melania is his Eva Braun. Once you start thinking of them that way, this madness will all make much more sense.