WON'T IT BE GREAT...

...when Trump is no longer the president and can't pick America's pockets anymore. Instead of charging you, the taxpayer, for his endless golf trips, he will have to pay the airfare himself. He'll even have to pay for his own burgers and porno. He will no longer be able to frighten the cowardly Republicans senators, if there are any left. And he can't sneakily channel millions of your dollars to Ivanka and Jared,  Junior, and Eric. And that doesn't even count the myriad expenses he incurs that you never hear about. What fun it will be to see him on the news heading off to one court hearing after another, trying to charge his fans Hamilton-high ticket prices to hear him rant, and see him glumly leaving the divorce court that a grinning Melania exited minutes before. Best of all, he will be of no more value to Vladimir, so he should be very wary of men with umbrellas.