TRUMP'S LATEST TURNCOAT

Poor Donald. It must be very disheartening to find all your allies turning their backs on you. The latest seems to be a shrew that you thought so highly of, for no good reason. Now even Frau Laura Ingraham has suggested that the country be prepared for your loss. What a show of confidence. Being the ghoul that she is and always was, she is waiting for Rush Limbaugh to kick the bucket from lung cancer so she can goose step into that chair and spew her hatred to his venom-hungry audience. Knowing how you value loyalty, you wouldn't think of tuning in to Laura's show once you're sitting around without a job. Which is just as well since you can imagine all the infuriating slurs she will make about you once you're out of favor with your fans and everybody knows about your tax frauds and just how not-rich you are.