MIRROR, MIRROR

I wonder why Donald Trump is so undeservedly vain. Is it because he's trying to restore the moderate attractiveness he once possessed. Or is it because his father was so incredibly ugly, and he fears ever being that horror movie villain hideous? Let's face it Fred Trump was one gruesome dude. Buy sadly Donald, in his pursuit of beauty, has a become somewhat grotesque with his fish eyes, absurd hairdo, and the unnatural color of his Max Factor pancake makeup.