AN OVER THE HILL TOUR

Apparently Donald Trump is going on tour with Bill O'Reilly. Known as the Irrelevant Geezer Tour this will be the ideal chance for rabid Republicans to see two of their most corrupt, elderly idols on a single stage. Though both old buzzards have been frequently accused of  indecent sexual behavior, they will probably not discuss their degenerate behavior but fuss and fume about Trump's allegedly stolen election and how hurt O'Reilly is when anyone makes fun of his loofah and dildo. The usually right-on Seth Meyers suggested that "you lock up your daughters." Absurd advice considering that both these neanderthals have been impotent for at least a decade and beyond the help of any amount of Viagra.