'LET'S PUT ON A SHOW."

Since the Republicans in Washington do so little work these days, they are planning to a special production of The Wizard of Oz at the Lincoln Memorial.  Everyone is invited with no masks or distancing required. The cast so far features: Ted Cruz as the Cowardly Lion, Tom Cotton as the Scarecrow, John Corwyn as the Tin Man, and who else but Marjorie Taylor Greene as the Wicked Witch of the West? The Munchkins will be played by the children of Republicans as will the evil monkeys wearing Mitch McConnell masks.  Unfortunately they cannot find any Republican appealing enough to play Dorothy, though Lindsey Graham insists he could carry it off. (Matt Gaetz recommended his teen-aged girlfriend.) While the show is still in production they are trying to get Donald Trump to play The Wizard, but he keeps flubbing his lines and had a hissy fit because he thought the song,"If I Only Had a Brain"was an attack on him.