CHILDREN OF THE CORN,

Did you ever notice that whenever Donald Trump and Ivana's children try to make meaningful comments they put their feet in their mouths? It would appear that they have inherited their father's lack of compassion and human understanding. Ivanka the bland bleached blonde has made a fool of herself in India by turning a heroic act into a dumb tweet (so like daddy). It seems that when 15-year-old Jyoti Kumari biked 750 miles miles over 7 days to bring her injured father home during the coronavirus lockdown, Blondie saw it less as an act of filial love as the Tour de France.  Junior and Eric makes their gaffes in a pathetic race to win their father's love. Each is constantly praising their father and attempting to rationalize his constant blunders and racist remarks in an attempt to win his love (an impossibility from a soulless parent). What a sad trio. Still imagine the juicy tell-alls their ghost authors will write once the old man croaks.