TRUMP'S VERY OWN CHARLIE MCCARTHY.

Wouldn't it be easier if, during these coronavirus updates, Pence sat on Trump's lap. Being a puppet it would make it easier for Pence to know when to use the world "President" or a compliment using the world "President" or a suggestion that a his beloved "President" came up with a program or idea that Trump had nothing to do with. Plus this would be a great benefit for Pence as he could be closer than ever to the mass of fetid human flesh which is so adores, and allow him to get rid of a lot of that sexual tension that he is not allowed to expend on his wife, other women, or possibly other men.