HE NEVER LEARNS.

 Eric, Eric, Eric. I've told you so often and you don't listen. Don't try to be clever, you always fail. You just have no sense of timing or appropriateness. Your recent tale about strangers coming up to you and crying is such an obvious lie. First of all they couldn't get close to you with the Secret Service men protecting you and costing we taxpayers a fortune. And if they weren't there, who would recognize you? You look like a million other geeks. Besides pretty soon, all your father's crimes and some of yours will be public knowledge so you may not want strangers getting anywhere near you, if you know what I mean. Of course you don't, I'm suggesting they may want to hurt you. So keep a low profile, okay?