NOT EXACTLY 'THE THINKER"

 Many people are wondering where that hideous golden statue of Trump came from. I'm pretty sure I know. It seems that when Trump was voted out of the White House, he insisted on taking his solid gold toilet with him. But since he already had a gold toilet at Mara Lago, he melted the superfluous one down and had a hack sculptor make it into a mediocre statue. So the statue is basically Trump's toilet. That should keep even his most ardent fans from worshipping it too enthusiastically.