THAT'LL BE THE DAY.

I love that people think that Donald Trump will run again in four years. The man will be almost 80 and more out of shape than he is now, not to mention even daffier than he is presently, More than likely he'll have a third divorce on his hands; and faced trials and convictions for tax evasion, inflating the value of his properties, and possibly rape. There will be at least three more tell-all books on what a creep he is and possibly a movie that is anything but flattering. And think of all the dirty secrets that will be revealed, like the reason for his love affair with Putin, and how far he is from being a billionaire. In four years even his greatest fans will realize what a crooked doofus this jerk is, and even Lindsey Graham may have gotten over his crush. So if you think that four years from now a dottering old bleached blond fool with a criminal record and a thick layer of pancake makeup will be running for president, god help you.