And you haven't ordered this book because...?

How do you even have the courage to go out to lunch without being armed with our book  The Compleat Book of Lunch, which is available from The Book Patch for $19.99. It's a lot to pay, but it will save you all kinds of money in treating freeloaders to lunch. paying more than your share or doing something incredibly gauche which you will never live down.  It has all kinds of tips on the proper etiquette at every kind of lunch. Plus it has more than 50 hilarious illustrations by artist Pat Longan. Want a great tip? Place your order today.

The Compleat Book of Lunch

Illustrator Pat Longan and I have just created the perfect gift for anyone who has a job. As you can see it's a book: an 80-page, fully illustrated book that is absolutely essential for anyone who's employed or plans to be.  Because this is a hilarious common sense guide to help you  avoid lunching with the wrong people, being dragged to restaurants you detest, making embarrassing social gaffes and paying for someone else's buffalo wings. Use it to plan your lunches, settle arguments, and avoid the many pitfalls of those precious hours between noon and three.  This is must-have for any office, factory, garage, hospital, police station or anyplace where there is such a thing, such a sacred thing, as a lunch hour. 

And it's yours for only $18.99 at The Book Patch's online bookstore. http://www.thebookpatch.com
(Have everyone at work chip in. It's worth it, if only to settle arguments.)