Three are funny. Three are not.

I'm sure this will offend many of my readers (yeah, like I have many)  but I think SNL sucks. It's amateurish. It isn't funny. The comics  neither look, nor sound, nor act like the persons they are supposedly imitating. Plus it's much too broad. These writers and actors have no idea of what subtlety means. But their biggest mistake is they are always trying to satirize what is already satire. I just saw a pathetic imitation of Fox and Friends. The trio was dishing Obamacare. But not one performer seemed anything like the real doofuses that on this sad program. To ape Steve Doocy you can't just be any kind of jerk, you have to be a Doocy jerk. The same applies to creepy Brian Kilmeade. The SNL crew didn't capture any of them. Besides even if they had, they can never be as funny as the show itself. Because it's full of transparent lies, obsequious bows to the Republicans, false outrage, and constant self-congratulations. It's funny in the way that SNL just isn't.

Not a ball among them.

This week President Obama had a very cordial meeting with Pope Francis. Both men are very interested in the plight of the poor, the hungry, the homeless. But Fox News, of course, could not report anything positive about our president, so the three biddies took to their sofa (read back fence) and started nattering away. While all three of these yentas are pathetic in their paycheck-earning need to constantly attack the president, it is especially shocking to see two men who consider themselves newscasters whimpering and whining, carping and nitpicking, gossiping and gloating, and making complete effete fools of themselves without even being aware of it. Years from now their children, if they have any, will say, "What did you do for Fox, daddy?" What their answer should be is, "Basically, I bitched and made catty remarks."

Note: While both these guys are doofuses, Brian Kilmeade, the darker and more creepier looking of the two seems to spend more time with his foot in his mouth since he has so little regard for women and can't seem to stop making anti-feminist remarks.