Horrible Thoughts. Repulsive thought One: Donald Trump becomes President and destroys America as completely as he did his airline, casinos, and every other business. Hideous thought Two: Trump soon dies in office and dead-eyed Vance becomes president with his own sick draconian rules. Hideous thought Three. Vance dies soon after his election and third in line wimpy Mike Johnson becomes president and the mixture of his sexually repressed closeting and hypocritical Catholicism lead to his masturbatory, porno-watching madness. Result Ted Cruz declares a coup, exiles Johnson to Fire Island and is himself assassinated Julius Caesar style by the majority of senators who always hated his guts.