Since Trump and his minions tell incredible lies, here's mine, except that I admit it's not true. I have long wondered why so many attractive young blondes are Trump fans, and I finally got the answer through research and bribery. It seems that China has finally perfected the creation of clones. And while they are very expensive, they can be custom designed and programmed to seem incredibly human and single minded. Thus Trump has secretly ordered over fifty of them— all attractive, all blonde, all wired to suggest adoration to Trump. Though each looks different, they are all based on brainwashed bimbo #1 Lara Trump. So whenever you see a beautiful, intelligent, glassy-eyed blonde praising Trump keep in mind it's actually a product to Ha Chen lifelikes of Chongqing, China.