OUR VAIN AND CONTROLLING GOVERNOR.

 "There's no greater leader than Governor DeSantis." 

That's an actual line from a DeSantis commercial. Did you ever hear such an incredible line of bullshit? How would this housewife come up with such a fiction? Does she have a masters in Political Tactics? Has she studied political theory. Has she even heard of Gandhi, Mandela, Churchill, Lincoln and Bonaparte? How did she arrive at this absurd conclusion? Did she admire his Hitler-like anti-intellectual book banning? His chauvinistic outlawing of abortion, which is none of his business? His bullying of students and teachers? Or was it his moronic and arrogant Martha's Vineyard failure that won her admiration? She has no idea since that line was fed to her as were all the other egocentric lines spoken by all the other Maga puppets in his "God I'm wonderful" commercials. Megalomaniacs like DeSantis are dangerous because gullible people (of which there are so many on Florida) can't see through subterfuge and believe the most absurd fictions like "there is no greater leader than Governor DeSantis. Keep watching as DeSantis gets pawn after pawn to sing his non-existent praises and shows us how much like Trump he is in his need for constant adoration. 

DOING YOU A FAVOR.

Here's a message to all you ignorant homophobics like Ron DeSantis who also claim they're Christians. Did you ever wonder why if you think being gay is an aberration why there are so many millions of gay men and women everywhere? Did it ever occur to you that it's God's method of birth control? If everyone were straight we'd be up our eyeballs in people. The world is already overcrowded. Without gays I would be unlivable. So stop your bitching and hate talk, and start being. grateful for your gay neighbors who keep you from total annihilation.

THE BEST LAID PLANS OF A MOTHER.

 A Miami neighbor of mine in discussing politics the other day said to me:  "Thanks to Governor DeSantis with his anti-gay stance, book banning, bigotry and Trumpian ego,I can be certain my school-age children will grow up to be unsophisticated, homophobic, uncultured, narrow-minded, racists instead of the worldly, wise, liberal, broad-minded cosmopolitans I had planned on." 

THE WORST IS YET TO COME.

Florida voters are pretty stupid. After all they elected Rick Scott to several offices even after he cheated our government out of millions of dollars, most of which he kept. They elected Marco Rubio, a do-nothing senator and liar. And they've saddled us with losers like sexual predator, Matt Gaetz. More than likely they'll vote for the biggest loser of all Ron DeSantis, an egotistic liar and would-be dictator. They'll fall for all the fake data in his commercials in which he has puppets young and old saying how wonderful he is, and shows vanity photos of a younger himself in another self-congratulating ad that almost suggests he was a war hero. Dumb people fall for that "Ain't I fabulous?" crap. Plus he, being ruthless, told a ton of lies about Crist, which ignorant people are sure to believe. So Florida can be pretty confident that Ron DeSantis will win as Governor, but God help us if this charlatan is ever president.

For years the way to get a pizza delivery was to phone your local pizzeria and order what you wanted. Now it's a major complication to order a pizza for delivery and you have to jump through too many hoops to get Dominos or Papa John to deliver. I just ordered by phone with someone I am sure was in the Philippines or South Korea. Which means this will be my last pizza delivery since it's becoming too complex. I don't know about others, but Papa John or Dominos won't get any more of my money.

 The thing I hate most in the world, bar none is passwords. I would like to strangle the person who came up with this annoying requirement on everything we do on the internet. I have no fears of anybody stealing my e-mail, or other irrelevant information, so why this pain-in-the-ass procedure. Passwords originally were bad enough. Now they demand even more complications like capital letters, and symbols. And, I find, that some sites constantly say they don't recognize the password they demanded of you the last time. Today Apple refused a password they said was swell yesterday. Yikes.

ANOTHER DAY WITHOUT E-MAIL THANKS TO THE INCOMPETENCE OF COMCAST AND XFINITY. NO REPORTS FROM MY CARDIOLOGIST OR NEUROLOGIST. DESPITE SEVERAL ATTEMPTS AND TIRESOME CONVERSATIONS WITH COMCAST MINIONS IN UNKNOWN THIRD-WORLD COUNTRIES. NO RESPONSE FROM COMCAST THEMSELVES IN AN ATTEMPT TO ASSAUGE THE ANGER OF A LONG-TIME CUSTOMER AND NONE EXPECTED. I GATHER FROM THE INTERNET THAT IT IS NOT UNUSUAL FOR COMCAST TO HAVE MYRIAD MISERABLE CUSTOMERS, AND I BLAME WHOMEVER FOR ALLOWING THEM TO BE ONE OF TWO SOURCES IN MIAMI TO PROVIDE INTERNET SERVICE AS WELL AS  OVERCHARGING AND MANIPULATING VIDEO ENTERTAINMENT. THEY ARE ESPECIALLY GUITY OF TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE ELDERLY WITH OUTRAGEOUS PRICES AND INCOMPREHENSIBLE PROGRAMMING CHOICES.

A THIEF, CONMAN AND GRIFTER.

Trump wants you, the taxpayer, to foot half the cost for the special master he requested. Doesn't that strike you as odd? Why would a person expect you to pay for something he wanted that wasn't actually needed and is of no use to you. Especially, and here's the really weird part, when he is allegedly a multi billionaire. If he has thousands of millions of dollars why is he picking your pockets. Even the most loyal Trump fans should ask themselves this question. 

SINCE COMCAST DISABLED  MY PHONE FOR NO GOOD REASON, AND THEIR THIRD-WORLD EXPERTS CAN'T SEEM TO REINSTATE  IT, I HAVE HAD TO HIRE A COSTLY TECHNICIAN TO COME TOMORROW SINCE I AM AN 80-YEAR OLD LUDDITE.  IN THE MEANTIME, I AM MISSING IMPORTANT E-MAILS, NOT THE LEAST WHICH ARE REPORTS FROM MY CARDIOLOGIST AND NEUROLOGIST. ALL BECAUSE COMCAST HASN'T A CLUE WHAT THEY ARE DOING AND ONCE DONE CAN'T SEEM TO REMEDY IT. I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT OTHER PROVIDERS ARE NO BETTER, BUT THEY CAN'T  BE AS BAD AS COMCAST/INFINITY.

I'VE JUST SPENT AN HOUR ON THE PHONE WITH COMCAST. THEY SEEM TO BE UNABLE TO RESTORE MY E-MAIL. I AM WAITING FOR DOCTORS' REPORTS. I AM EIGHTY YEARS OLD AND COMCAST IS MAKING MY BLOOD PRESSURE SOAR. EACH PERSON I TALK TO IS AN OBSEQUIOUS MINION FROM SOME FOREIGN COUNTRY WITH A DIFFICULT TO FOLLOW ACCENT.  HOW DID A LOSER LIKE COMCAST GET A LICENSE TO DISRUPT SO MANY LIVES?

SCREWED AGAIN

WELL ONCE AGAIN COMCAST HAS SCREWED UP MY E-MAIL. FOR NO GOOD REASON THEY SUDDENLY MAKE IT INACCESSIBLE, DENY THE PASSWORD I GOT THE LAST TIME THEY FUCKED ME, AND DO NOT RETURN THE CALL THEY SAID THEY WOULD MAKE. SADLY CONSUMERS HAVE NO CHOICE OTHER THAN AT&T WHICH IS JUST AS INCOMPETENT. COMCAST OR THEIR ALIAS XFINITY IS THE WORST-RUN COMPANY IN AMERICA YET CONTINUES TO GET AWAY WITH THEIR LACK OF SKILLS. I SUSPECT THEY SACRIFICE THEIR BEST CUSTOMERS TO BENEFIT A GOOD-PAYING ADVERTISER SINCE WHEN MY ACCESS TO E-MAIL DISAPPEARED IT WAS REPLACED BY AN ADVERTISMENT FOR LENDING TREE WHICH SEEMS TO BE PERMANENT.

A VERY FALSE GOD

Are you a Trump fan?  Then I hope you're a millionaire because he doesn't like poor people.  And I hope you're thin because, despite being fat, he hates fat people.And of course he would dislike you unless you are well-connected, well-dressed attractive and famous. And if you ever look at some of his earlier videos you will know he admitted to being pro-choice and an atheist. But you probably don't want to know that since they are facts. If you don't qualify for any or the above, then Trump only loves your money. There isn't one person in this photo that he would invite to his home or even shake hands with (not even that little blonde girl in the lower corner since he's now impotent).  Do you see him hugging people at his rallies, kissing babies, making generous donations to charitable causes? Of course not. He is only interested in himself, which you could easily see if you weren't one of the Deplorables. And deplorable is what your life will be if Maga Republicans take over. But you're not smart enough to recognize that, or are you? Unless you vote blue, blue and only blue in the upcoming elections you'll be ruled by people who, like Trump, have no use for you. But being a brainwashed cultist you'll probably still vote red. Think about it. 

THE WAY OVER THE HILL GANG.

Do you really think that this withered, impotent, homophobic old man and his equally power-hungry Republican comrades should be allowed to decide who your are allowed to  love and marry? The idea that this old fool has any say over the lives and futures of anyone in these enlightened times is ridiculous. Stop those who can't bear mixed, or same-couple marriages or anything of which they disapprove. Vote, blue, blue and only blue.

PREYING DESANTIS

If you study them closely you will see that every Ron DeSantis commercial is a lie. He suggests he's pro freedom but he''s anti-freedom. Consider his stand on abortion in which he gives himself more power than women. He tried to make the ex-convict voters look like frauds when they were merely confused innocents. DeSantis is a man with a god complex and enough minions to promote a false image  of a kind leader who is, in fact, a power-hungry egotist who has already caused deaths (check his no-mask dictates) and chaos. Ron DeSantis is a homophobic, book-burning, anti choice, Trump-grown opportunist.

Before you vote for DeSantis based on his fraudulent commercials, take a closer look.

LITTLE GUY IN CONGRESS.

In all the bios for representative Jim Jordan, his height is listed as six feet. Then why is he always shorter in every photograph he takes, notably with Matt Gaetz who towers over Jordan and even he isn't six feet. From the way Jordan rants and raves and yells, it's easy to see he has a Napoleon complex, but isn't it going too far to promote your height as six feet when anyone can see you're much shorter than that. But then again he is famous for lying about that Ohio State University scandal, so we shouldn't be surprised.

IF HE WERE A RICH MAN!

I feel pretty sure that the average Republican doesn't know that a billion dollars is a thousand million dollars.  Because if they believe that Trump is a billionaire, they might wonder why a man with a thousand million dollars is always so eager to make a few thousand more. If he loved his fans, as a billionaire he could give them their Maga caps instead of selling them. He could skip his penny ante attempts to get them to contribute to his war fund. With a thousand million why take the hard-earned money of his adoring throngs. If he were a billionaire, he could spend lavishly, which he doesn't do and certainly not charge costly VIP tickets to attend his rallies. If he were a billionaire, why does he so often stiff a supplier, when even $10,000 would be peanuts. Financial experts say that if Trump had invested the money his father gave him, he would be a billionaire. But, being an egotist, he invested it in casinos, an airline, vodka, cigars and other lost causes and wasted millions upon millions of dollars. So Trump is not a billionaire. He is possibly a millionaire desperate to regain the money he lost in the past. How?  By conning all his devoted cultists with scheme after money-making scheme. In short, no different from most televangelists. Fortunately he has reached America's most needy, unsuccessful ignorant losers who are not smart enough to see what a charlatan he is but are so ignorant and uneducated they probably don't know that a billion dollars is 1000 million which Trump does not have and probably never will.

In Hitler's Germany, it was the Jews, the gays, the  Gypsies, the handicapped.  In Trump's America, it's the Democrats, the patriots, the gays, the liberals, and the lovers of democracy.  

TWO FAMOUS DUMMIES

This is Paul Winchell's dummy Knucklehead. There's another knucklehead in Congress who looks a lot like this dummy and is, in fact, a dummy himself. Except unlike Winchell's creation, the congressman is far from amusing and yells more than he speaks, although he is full of words that somebody else has fed into his empty head. Can you guess who the other dummy is?