A MESSAGE TO NEWS OUTLETS EVERYWHERE

                                    

                       IN THIS FESTIVE SEASON

You’d be wise to pause

And tell your news staff people

That there is no Sanna Claus.

 

Reporters will be shattered.

Anchors will be dazed. 

And almost everyone in news

Will surely be amazed.

 

If you tell them bluntly

They’re sure to drop their jaws.

So why not whisper in their ears,

“There is no Sanna Claus”?

 

There is no Sanna Claus, you know.

There simply is no Sanna.

Nor Sanna Cruz nor Sanna Fe

Nor a wind called Sanna Ana.

 

There Is no Sanna Barbara

What’s more, there never was.

There is no Sanna Rosa,

And there is no Sanna Claus.

 

We put Christ in Christmas

So I’m asking you why can’ta

Group of news announcers

Put the T back in Santa.