IS TRUMP PEFECT? THAT DEPENDS ON DEPENDS,

Breaking News: It seems that President Trump was addressing a group of businessman ,explaining how they could siphon off the recent fortune designed for working people when an aide whispered in his ear that Bernie had dropped out of the race. With this shocking news Trump immediately wet his pants, knowing he would compete again Biden. Unfortunately this was one of the rare days when he wasn't wearing his Depends. Needless to say the widely spaced group were horrified at the pants-stained sight and wet podium,except for one Democrat who burst into uncontrollable laughter. With his usual penchant for lying, Trump said, "I did that delliberately to show you that someone so amazingly competent as I is human after all." This, of course had the entire group laughing. (Note: If Trump can lie constantly, why can't everyone?)