Does grapefruit juice give you the power to fly?

I think these commercials are nothing short of idiotic. When the first ones appeared it was very clever because it involved real situations, then suddenly it became a tableful of prognosticators. What is this a town of witches and warlocks? And what are all these people doing have breakfast together anyway. But even if it weren't stupid, I absolutely detest commercials that suggest the product has magical qualities. It's orange juice! The juice of an orange. Having a glass doesn't make your day any easier, your temper less short, your patience extended. Who comes up with this idiocy? Especially when pure orange juice tastes delicious and has vitamins. Why not create a commercial that cleverlysays that instead of coming up with these absurd scenarios?