FAST TRACKING

The reason so many Republican second-raters want to be Trump's VP is obvious, Trump is so mentally unstable and deteriorating at such a fast pace that even if America's Maga morons vote him in, he's bound to be completely incompetent in no time. This will give his ass-kissing VP an easy presidency. So even if you are so stupid that you admire the detestable Trump, consider how you feel about whatever obsequious clown he chooses to the take office when he croaks or is shuffled off to an asylum, 

Note: The self-proclaimed stable genius is shown here staring blankly into space through his fish eyes wondering if the damp feeling in his pants means he's overflown his Depends yet again.

THE BIG LIE

 The Big Lie is that no one is above the law. Donald Trump is above the law. He has been a criminal for his entire life and never been stopped by the law.  Even today judges bow and scrape to him, jump through hoops to grant him the postponements he demands, take his petty requests to his Supreme Court cronies. Today they lowered  the bond he couldn't possibly pay. But it's not just the law; networks air his every obscene assault on civility, make him the star of every broadcast. repeat each insane comment from his lying lips, and allow his mentally challenged fans to declare him an honest patriot innocent of all the criminal charges for which he never actually does time or penance. No other person has been so pampered and indulged by the legal profession. Every convict in every prison should be pissed to see this career criminal so indulged by the so-called long arm of the law.

THE REAL ANIMALS

 In a rally last night, Donald Trump, the world's most evil man, described those persons on the border in search of freedom as animals. How inaccurate that is when the real animals are those sick and angry people who attend his rallies. Look at them. Pathetic losers. Ignorant bigots. Programmed to cheer at ever word of hate. Glassy eyed morons totally unaware of how hungrily they gobble down his feasts of false claims. These are not Americans. They are without kindness, honesty, morals. Their hero is a rapist, thief, con man, and most of all liar, who showers most of his lies on them. He is not their leader but their trainer. No matter how cruel and vulgar he is, they bark with blind loyalty.

A BOMB ABOUT A BOMB

I finally sprang for the $5.99 to watch Oppenheimer on TV. I want my money back. It was so boring so convuleted, so hard to follow. Sorry to disagree with all my friends who loved it, I can't, imagine why.

Why does the Academy keep rewarding boring films like The Shape of Water.

IT not ET

 Why are so many people, even highly paid announcers and reporters on television unable to correctly pronounce "antisemitic" and instead ignorantly say antisemetic? Lester Holt for one gets it wrong every time. 

Xfinity commercials suck

 Xfinity commercials must be created by the world's worst ad agency. I wrote a critique of three past duds. Here are two more. A teenager is sitting  on the steps with his older brother.He realizes that Xfinity's wi-fi will give him a shot at "dancing" with the girl of his fantasies. He then insults his older brother  in a malicious manner. The other dud compares earning a regular high-salary to the temporary  pittance you might save with an Xfinty account as if they two were comparable.  Who writes these? A bitter misogynist?

TRAITOR STAYS ON THE BALLOT

 THE INEFFECTIVE, OVERPAID, BIASED, CHRISTAN-LEANING, MOSTLY ARROGANT MALE REPUBLICAN SUPREME COURT HAS SPOKEN.