WISCONSIN WIGOUT.

 It seems that Wisconsin's Ron Johnson, the country's only albino senator, has invented in his badly warped mind a whole new scenario about the Capitol riot. In a failed attempt to protect his beloved Trump, he is suggesting that they were not Trump fans who stormed the Capitol, but fake Trump supporters wreaking havoc in order to...well, Johnson hasn't invented that part of the conspiracy yet. Anyway, Johnson has become the new laughing stock on the political scene since he has a whole bag full of conspiracy theories ready for anyone dumb enough to listen. (Of course, like many Republican kooks he still insists that the presidential election was stolen despite mountains of evidence to the contrary.) Johnson is quoted as muttering "There are so many questions still to be answered." True. Like why the hell did Wisconsin ever elect this nutcase twice?

They’re big in the news

Hawley and Cruz,

The team that ignited

The Capitol riot.

Or at least lit the fuse

Though they try to deny it.

What can’t be denied

Is seven souls died.

From the deadly folly 

Of Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley.

 

NOT A STRAIGHT SHOOTER.

 I would think the sexual molestation charges against congressman Madison (isn't that a girl's name?) Cawthorn would make Governor Cuomo's harmless unwanted passes seem meaningless. Cuomo's planting an unwanted kiss on someone's cheek seems far less serious than trapping a young woman in a locked car and demanding she sit on his lap or else. But everyone is up in arms about Cuomo and nobody is lifting a finger to roll Cawthorn out of the Capitol in his "pity me" wheelchair.  It seems that Madison was the motorized molester of Patrick Henry College and apparently this has been verified by more than 100 co-eds. Also of interest, Madison (I'm sure that's a girl's name) Cawthorn has exaggerated his automobile accident. Like his hero Donald Trump, Madison has a penchant for lying, about the success of his business ventures and being asked to participate in a Paralympics event. With all the new gun-toting nuts in the Capitol, he's in good company.

Since the Republican senators are so opposed to raising the minimum wage to $15.00 and hour, I suggest we reduce their excessive, parasitical salaries to the standard minimum wage of $7.25 an hour.  They are not patriotic now; that should make them even less so.

 I think it was a very poor decision for the networks to show a split screen of Senator Grassley and Christopher Wray during today's hearing. What is Wray supposed to do while Grassley stutters and stumbles through his accusatory speech?  Wray, of course, looked, at times bored, which is what I was. I wish that the Republicans were as critical of treasonous Trump. Also at 87 years of age, Grassley should resign.

ANOTHER ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE.

I find it very disturbing to realize that there are so many creepy new people in our government. Marjorie Taylor Greene is nutcase enough, but add to that unhinged, gun-crazy Lauren Boebert and compulsive liar and narcissist Madison Cawthorn and it's getting real scary. Not only did he lie about his automobile accident, which gave him his election-helpful wheelchair prop, but it seems that, like Trump, he is a sexual predator. What happened to the days of honest ethical Republicans and Democrats. Now all the Republicans seem to be biased automatons, wired to worship Trump. Cruz, Graham, Jordan, Gaetz and dozens more. As Aunt Pittipat said in Gone With the Wind, "How did they ever get in?" We need to clean house, meaning, of course, the House of Representatives.

IN YOUR DREAMS.

 I have never repeated a post, but after seeing Trump stumble his way through another idiotic speech to a crowd of adoring addlepated cultists, I thought I should rerun this. 

I love that people think that Donald Trump will run again in four years. The man will be almost 80 and more out of shape than he is now, not to mention even daffier than he is presently. More than likely he'll have a third divorce on his hands; and faced trials and convictions for tax evasion, inflating the value of his properties, and possibly rape. There will be at least three more tell-all books on what a creep he is and possibly a movie that is anything but flattering. And think of all the dirty secrets that will be revealed, like the reason for his love affair with Putin, and how far he is from being a billionaire. In four years even his greatest fans will realize what a crooked doofus this jerk is, and even Lindsey Graham may have gotten over his crush. So if you think that four years from now a dottering old bleached blond fool with a criminal record and a thick layer of pancake makeup will be running for president, god help you. Run? He'll be lucky if he can walk.