DANIEL GOONE.

 Remember the idiot who wore his halloween costume of horns and skin to the raid on the Capitol? Well it seems he's in jail waiting to be tried for his many crimes of January 6. But apparently the poor baby is so fussy he will only eat organic food and is on a hunger strike. So to appease his delicate appetite they are moving him to another prison. If they don't, he might starve to death. What's wrong with that?

THEORY

I am convinced that someone somewhere has invented a toothpaste that doesn't harm teeth but does dissolve and eliminate plaque in one brushing. But since this would also eliminate the need for millions of expensive cleanings, this product will never see the light of day. 

KILLER OUT ON BAIL.

I am stunned to learn that Kyle Rittenhouse, who has murdered two innocent men, is out on bail. Not only that but he was seen drinking with Proud Boys, criminals in themselves. This suggest to me that a drunk and trigger happy Rittenhouse is easy to convince to kill some more innocent victims. What the hell is the Wisconsin court thinking granting bail to a double murderer? At barely 18 years of age this sicko teen has gleefully murdered two people and is well on his way to being a serial killer, yet he is out on bail. The citizens of Wisconsin should be very disturbed at this insane ruling. It's possible that right now he is asking a Proud Boys pal, "Can I borrow your gun?" 

HOW DOES THE WORLD SEE US?

Imagine how Americans would feel about England if a mob of English thugs stormed Parliament, bent on murder and theft. And we saw these thugs marching down the halls, destroying artifacts, breaking windows, and causing havoc. How would we feel if they were calling for the hanging of the Prime Minister or other British notables. Certainly our high opinion of Great Britain would change overnight. And if later we found out they had a member of Parliament that wanted to carry an AK47 into Parliament and was lobbying for the death of someone in the Royal Family, we would surely think that the person should be removed and possibly imprisoned. How must the world feel knowing that our Republican members are perfectly agreeable to overlooking a member of Congress who is mentally unstable and has fantasies of murdering several of our American leaders?

BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD.

When I worked on the Carival Cruise Account, we were told our spokesperson Kathie Lee would be leaving. My idea was to do a series of commercials in which famous celebrities were jockeying for her position. Among them was Susan Lucci, and Robert Wagner. I felt I wrote a particularly clever script for Donald Trump. In it, Kathie would show him around the ship and when she was done, he would say, "How much do you want for it." My Creative Director liked the script, but nixed the idea because he said, "I've worked with Trump. He's an asshole."

NO SURPRISE.

It's no surprise that the crooked, treasonous GOP has decided to overlook Majorie Taylor Greene's madness and killer instinct. We knew they would never have the courage to dump this insane bimbo. I wonder what their excuse will be when she finally commits an act of insanity that results in someone's death or maiming.

It's no surprise that cinder-block head Matt Gaetz failed in his ass-kissing attempt to please Trump and weaken Liz Cheney. Matt is like the third adult Trump son. All his grand plans and plots like Trump Jr's and Eric's come to naught. I'm sure Jim Jordan is stroking his hair and saying, "There. There."

It's no surprise that pillow-head Mike Lindell has been losing it on talk shows in his attempt to keep pushing the thoroughly debunked stolen election fantasy. Obviously despite recent success his drug-use years did a lot of damage to his weakly wired brain. Wait'll he finds out that Trump considers him as  boring a loser as everyone else does.

THRICE SAD

It is a sad fact that the Republican Senators we have elected to protect our nation and Constitution have become cowardly traitors who totally ignore their oaths of office, continue to cash their checks and enjoy all the perks of office. Even more sad is that at his upcoming impeachment trial these traitors refuse to convict the nation's most evil president for his many crimes, most notably the insurrection at the Capitol. Especially sad is that we Americans know in advance that, of the 100 Senators, there are not 17 with enough integrity and courage to stand up against the criminal ex-president to defend our proud nation's 245-year history. This building was once the proud symbol of a free nation, honorable men and women, and high world-wide regard. Today it is a hiding place for traitorous Republican parasites who wander the halls with no more humanity or respect than the destructive insurrectionists who stormed though them weeks ago.