The covid Christmas of “21”

Wasn’t real festive and wasn’t much fun.

Many stockings weren’t hung by the chimney with care

Because tornado victims required them to wear.

Hotels had far fewer people, hospitals more.

And store shelves were barer than ever before,

For the gifts we wanted, from endless reports,

Were trapped in containers, stranded in ports.

President Biden did his best to stay cheery.

But even Democrats were wary and weary,

Since hopes for the future were totally shot

By selfish Joe Manchin smug on his yacht.

Republican traitors saw no need to bitch

They were all fine, since they were all rich.

Sondheim had died, which left a huge gap

Between brilliant composing and modern pop crap.

Not that it mattered since Broadway was shuttered,

Not a song could be sung, or a monologue uttered.

Unfazed, millions of travelers took to the sky.

(We won’t know for months now how many will die.)

But we still had our trees and carols and such,

So, when it comes to Christmas we haven’t lost touch.

In fact, I can say with the greatest of cheer,

"Merry Christmas to all." Well maybe next year."

   MASS MURDERER, MORON

DAILY PESTS

 Is the government ever going to do anything about unwanted e-mails? Today I got 127 which is standard, It is become more time-consuming than ever to separate wanted correspondence from pests looking for money, business or attention. I don't buy anything on the Internet. I'm not interested in your pet campaigns.  I only donate to pet charities I receive real mail from, and only a few of them. Spammers are the lowest of  low,  the ultimate losers, and I am sure they won't stop pestering me until there are new laws that put a stop to these computer rodents.

 On the Internet, the heights of lovey-dovey Congressmen Matt Gaetz and Jim Jordan are given as Matt 5'7" and Jim 6'. If that is so, how would you explain this photo of the two of them? Is there anything Republicans don't lie about?

 If you're  thinking of getting a Citibank credit card, keep in mind they are very cheap with their rewards and they periodically fake a late charge of $29.00 as a way to gain extra money during the year. There is no point protesting the fake charge as they will not respond.